I think this is the next book i will read, it’s look so funny ! Here some highlights from jezebel.com
“I did five ZZ Top videos. I’m the lead female. I drive the red car. I’m the brunette and the rest of them are blondes. Every video the blondes were replaced but I was consistent.”
“There’s nothing I wouldn’t do with him. Except have sex.”
“I play hundred-dollar slot machines [to unwind].
I got kicked out of Catholic school for smoking. Then my parents put me in another school and I got kicked out for smoking again.”
http://jezebel.com/5593716/real-housewives-book-is-an-absolute-treasure