This is a fu..ing wicked funny idea !

“like normal bingo, except potentially graphic”

http://chatroulettebingo.com


http://chatroulettebingo.com/

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Ok, c’est old, mais je ne sais pas si vous l’avez déjà vu, je l’avais déjà posté dès sa sortie sur le site officiel du meilleur festival français Festival Pocket Film (qui n’a rien à voir avec ce ridicule festival qu’est fr.mobilefilmfestival.com). Moi j’adore, ca dur 33 secondes, c’est tellement réaliste et avant-gardiste pour l’époque, il suffit de voir l’état actuel des choses dans les comportements relatifs à l’usages des mobiles et smart phones. Tout simplement génial.

La confession humoristique d’un jeune homme atteint d’une forte addiction.
1er Prix du Jury – édition 2005

http://www.festivalpocketfilms.fr/films/article/decroche
http://www.festivalpocketfilms.fr

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I think this is the next book i will read, it’s look so funny ! Here some highlights from jezebel.com

“I did five ZZ Top videos. I’m the lead female. I drive the red car. I’m the brunette and the rest of them are blondes. Every video the blondes were replaced but I was consistent.”

“There’s nothing I wouldn’t do with him. Except have sex.”

“I play hundred-dollar slot machines [to unwind].
I got kicked out of Catholic school for smoking. Then my parents put me in another school and I got kicked out for smoking again.”

http://jezebel.com/5593716/real-housewives-book-is-an-absolute-treasure

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http://www.yuhmm.com/post/729670781

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After that do you still want to watch Tron Legacy ?

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http://flyingpasties.com

Flying Pasties are NOT your typical ‘Pasty’ or ’sticker’, they are 2mm thick 100% rubber and can obscure your private areas when you pass through airport scanners. No adhesive necessary as they simply slip into your clothing!

Until now, citizens haven’t had a proper way to voice their displeasure over the intrusive nature of airport scanners.

Flying Pasties are meant to obscure your private parts when entering a typical airport scanner.
Available in four designs so you can keep your dignity in style. “Generic” Design now in stock – other styles arriving daily! (Have a suggestion for a design? email us) Order conveniently today with Paypal. Flying Pasties. Giving you back your right to privacy.

“Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security”
Benjamin Franklin

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Cet arôme, imitant le bouquet et la saveur caractéristiques d’un pénis avait été conçu d’après ses directives par un aromaticien de Grasse,«à partir d’un cocktail de crustacés et d’épices».

http://www.documentsdartistes.org/artistes/berard/repro3.html

«J’en avais assez des préservatifs goût fraise infects. Alors j’ai pris contact avec un aromaticien qui m’a concocté la formule chimique du bouquet de bite. J’en ai apporté un échantillon à des scientifiques du CNRS pour qu’il l’analysent. Résultat parfaitement conforme à l’original : ils ont obtenu, avec mon arôme, le tracé chromatologique de la signature chimique du pénis

Aspect du liquide : limpide.
Propriété organoleptiques : odeur et saveur caractéristique du pénis.
Composition : secret de fabrication.
Dosage indicatif : entre 1 et 5 gr/kg environ.
Législation : conforme à la directive CEE N°88-288

http://www.documentsdartistes.org/artistes/berard/repro3.html
http://sexes.blogs.liberation.fr/agnes_giard/2007/11/le-gel-de-fella.html

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THE LONDON DUNGEON’S ADVERTISING DEEMED
TOO DISTRESSING FOR THE CAPITAL

13th July 2010 – Leading scare attraction, The London Dungeon is confounded by the ASA’s decision to pull an interactive London Underground ad campaign for its latest attraction because it is deemed too scary for the public.

Promoting the attraction’s newest feature, which tells the gruesome story of Bloody Mary Tudor, the campaign at the centre of the furore showed a sequence of moving images which turned Henry VIII’s notorious daughter from a stately medieval Queen to terrifyingly ghoulish Queen.   The Advertising Standards Association (ASA) ruled the ad was in breach of CAP Code clause 9.1 and could cause fear and distress.

“We’re in the business of scaring with a historical twist and we pride ourselves on advertising that is provocative and edgy”  General Manager Nicola Ratcliffe commented: “However we are  amazed by the ASA’s decision.  Indeed, we worked closely with all the necessary bodies to ensure our Bloody Mary advertising met all the required criteria.  Undoubtedly the sight of a regal monarch morphing into a monstrous figure is an arresting one and was intended to grab attention. However, we are totally confounded by this decision.  It seems a total over reaction to a tiny number of complaints and can certainly not be representative of a consensus of opinion.”

The ASA’s decision was in response to just four complaints but the Dungeon’s appeal against the  decision was overruled.
A similar complaint from the National Blood Donation Service about a previous campaign, was lodged last year, but was successfully defended and rejected.

http://www.the-dungeons.co.uk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TS1aZ2tIw

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“la lutte fut rude entre BHL et les nominés présents ce mercredi 30 juin au Café d’Aligre, dans le 12 e arrondissement. A la tribune la plupart des jurés – tous candidats selon le réglement du prix – étaient chemisés en blanc.” ()

http://botul.free.fr/?p=84

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After Axwell with his last “Nothing But Love” summer BOMB, here we go with another summer BOMB from Israel !!!

You can play it at your Bat Mitzvah and even sing on this super fresh karaoke, after that for sure you are ready for Ibiza or the Winter Music Conference !!!

Then after enjoyed all that funky groove, please send your check to Iran Energy Ministry to help them building they own summer BOMB for 2011…!!!

http://www.moe.org.ir

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After seen a nice post [best comment re: roman polanski's non-extradition: "let's send dog the bounty hunter after his ass."] by a friend on facebook, i’ve decided to illustrate a potential issue for the most famous (after the Pope) pedophile…

http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com/

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A recreation of the 2010 World Cup final, in which Spain kept all their pieces together despite dirty play from the Dutch…

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2010/jul/13/world-cup-2010-final

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Thanks to Roman von Contzen

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http://www.kostas-seremetis.com/

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http://www.fluideglacial.com/blog/index.php/2010/06/12/soyez-smart-tout-lete/

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http://en.akihabaranews.com/51011/misc/the-hello-kitty-lubricant-can-from-showa-boeki

http://en.akihabaranews.com/51011/misc/the-hello-kitty-lubricant-can-from-showa-boeki

Via designboom.com

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Via Esther Zaricot
http://www.boobs-n-burps.be/node/76

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via jezebel.com

That guy over there — the one perusing the produce at Safeway — looks familiar. A friend of a friend? An old classmate? Wait: Have we been on a date? ()

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/10/AR2010061005776.html

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(Reuters) – Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is offering parents a cure for children who don’t want to go to sleep. Have them watch his televised speeches. ()

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http://newjerseyy.ch

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“you’are not mad enough to not drive your car”

http://tremendousnews.com/2010/06/05/the-oil-spill-re-enacted-by-cats-in-1-minute
http://twitter.com/tremendousnews

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http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE6584WV20100609

(Reuters) – Biologists tracking jaguars in the Guatemalan jungle might smell nice but it’s all in the name of science, with researchers finding the Calvin Klein cologne Obession for Men attracts big cats. Biologists Rony Garcia and Jose Moreira from the Wildlife Conservation Society’s (WCS) Jaguar Conservation Program say they use hidden cameras as a primary source for observing and tracking jaguars in the Guatemala’s Maya Biosphere Reserve.

They also tried out about 23 other fragrances but Obsession for Men kept the cats’ attention for longest with Nina Ricci’s L’Air du Temps coming second.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE6584WV20100609

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This 8 month old baby was born deaf, watch the moment as his cochlear implant is activated and he hears sound for the first time, and his mother’s voice.

As seen on pogpog.com

Just the time to discover that he will hear a lot of bullshit on tv and radio for the rest of his life, but this moment when he’s hearing his mother’s voice for the first time is so sweet, in that actual messed up world, it is just a one minute break to remember how life is wonderful and how lucky we are to feeling good in shape. I wish the best to this smart boy and his family.

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“It recently came to my attention that my life would be easier and less stressful if I carried a cucumber with me everywhere I go.”

What’s to say more…check this funny post on divinecaroline.com

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